Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Around computers it is difficult to \ | find the correct unit of time to | | measure progress. Some cathedrals took | | a century to complete. Can you imagine | | the grandeur and scope of a program | | that would take as long? | | | | -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN | \ Sept. 1982 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;