Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________ / You are here: \ | | | *** | | | | *** | | | | ********* | | | | ******* | | | | ***** | | | | *** | | | | * | | | \ But you're not all there. / --------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;