Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is the theory that Jack built. \ | This is the flaw that lay in the theory | | that Jack built. This is the palpable | | verbal haze that hid the flaw that lay | \ in... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;