Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When I was crossing the border into \ | Canada, they asked if I had any | | firearms with me. I said, "Well, what | | do you need?" | | | \ -- Steven Wright / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;