Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / meterologist, n.: \ | | | One who doubts the established fact | | that it is | | | | bound to rain if you forget your | \ umbrella. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;