Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / May you have warm words on a cold \ | evening, a full mooon on a dark night, | | and a smooth road all the way to your | \ door. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;