Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q. Mrs. Smith, do \ | you believe that you are emotionally | | unstable? A. I should be. Q. How many | | times have you comitted suicide? A. | \ Four times. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;