Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Azh nazg durbatal^uk, azh nazg \ | gimbatul, Azh nazg thrakatal^uk agh | | burzum ishi krimpatul! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;