Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I thought there was something fishy \ | about the butler. Probably a Pisces, | | working for scale. | | | | -- Firesign Theatre, "The Further | \ Adventures of Nick Danger" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;