Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Major premise: \ | | | Sixty men can do sixty times as much | | work as one man. Minor premise: | | | | A man can dig a posthole in sixty | | seconds. Conclusion: | | | | Sixty men can dig a posthole in one | | second. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | | Dictionary" | | | | Secondary Conclusion: | | | | Do you realize how many holes there | | would be if people | | | | would just take the time to take the | \ dirt out of them? / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;