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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ______________________________________
/ Major premise:                       \
|                                      |
| Sixty men can do sixty times as much |
| work as one man. Minor premise:      |
|                                      |
| A man can dig a posthole in sixty    |
| seconds. Conclusion:                 |
|                                      |
| Sixty men can dig a posthole in one  |
| second.                              |
|                                      |
| -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's      |
| Dictionary"                          |
|                                      |
| Secondary Conclusion:                |
|                                      |
| Do you realize how many holes there  |
| would be if people                   |
|                                      |
| would just take the time to take the |
\ dirt out of them?                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;