Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A lot of people I know believe in \ | positive thinking, and so do I. I | | believe everything positively stinks. | | | \ -- Lew Col / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;