Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Once is happenstance, Twice is \ | coincidence, Three times is enemy | | action. | | | \ -- Auric Goldfinger / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;