Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / "Surely you can't be serious." \ | | | "I am serious, and stop calling me | | Shirley." | | | \ -- "Airplane" / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;