Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Plumbing is one of the easier of \ | do-it-yourself activities, requiring | | only a few simple tools and a | | willingness to stick your arm into a | | clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve | | many home plumbing problems, such as | | annoying faucet drip, merely by turning | | up the radio. But before we get into | | specific techniques, let's look at how | | plumbing works. | | | | A plumbing system is very much like | | your electrical system, except that | | instead of electricity, it has water, | | and instead of wires, it has pipes, and | | instead of radios and waffle irons, it | | has faucets and toilets. So the truth | | is that your plumbing systems is | | nothing at all like your electrical | | system, which is good, because | | electricity can kill you. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the | \ Screw" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;