Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Its name is Public Opinion. It is held \ | in reverence. It settles everything. | | Some think it is the voice of God. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;