Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Unseen University had never admitted \ | women, muttering something about | | problems with the plumbing, but the | | real reason was an unspoken dread that | | if women were allowed to mess around | | with magic they would probably be | | embarrassingly good at it ... | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;