Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It isn't easy being the parent of a \ | six-year-old. However, it's a pretty | | small price to pay for having somebody | | around the house who understands | \ computers. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;