Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Topologists are just plane folks. \ | | | Pilots are just plane folks. | | | | Carpenters are just plane folks. | | | | Midwest farmers are just plain folks. | | | | Musicians are just playin' folks. | | | | Whodunit readers are just Spillane | | folks. Some Londoners are just P. Lane | \ folks. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;