Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Down that path lies madness. On the \ | other hand, the road to hell is paved | | with melting snowballs. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1992Jul2.222039.26476@netlabs.com> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;