Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If Karl, instead of writing a lot about \ | Capital, had made a lot of Capital, it | | would have been much better. | | | \ -- Karl Marx's Mother / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;