Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You know that feeling when you're \ | leaning back on a stool and it starts | | to tip over? Well, that's how I feel | | all the time. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;