Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You're dead, Jim. \ | | | -- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", stardate | \ unknown / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;