Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / There is, however, a strange, musty \ | smell in the air that reminds me of | | something...hmm...yes...I've got | | it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a | | Blit. | | | | -- Larry Wall in Configure from the | \ perl distribution / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;