Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The notion that science does not \ | concern itself with first causes -- | | that it leaves the field to theology or | | metaphysics, and confines itself to | | mere effects -- this notion has no | | support in the plain facts. If it | | could, science would explain the origin | | of life on earth at once--and there is | | every reason to believe that it will do | | so on some not too remote tomorrow. To | | argue that gaps in knowledge which will | | confront the seeker must be filled, not | | by patient inquiry, but by intuition or | | revelation, is simply to give ignorance | | a gratuitous and preposterous | | dignity.... | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken, 1930 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;