Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I accept chaos. I am not sure whether \ | it accepts me. I know some people are | | terrified of the bomb. But then some | | people are terrified to be seen | | carrying a modern screen magazine. | | Experience teaches us that silence | | terrifies people the most. | | | \ -- Bob Dylan / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;