Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Last night I met upon the stair A \ | little man who wasn't there. He wasn't | | there again today. Gee how I wish he'd | \ go away! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;