Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I hate small towns because once you've \ | seen the cannon in the park there's | | nothing else to do. | | | \ -- Lenny Bruce / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;