Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Hanson's Treatment of Time: \ | | | There are never enough hours in a day, | | but always too many days | | | \ before Saturday. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;