Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Rule of Feline Frustration: \ | | | When your cat has fallen asleep on your | | lap and looks utterly | | | | content and adorable, you will suddenly | | have to go to the | | | \ bathroom. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;