Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune's Rules for Memo Wars: #2 \ | | | Given the incredible advances in | | sociocybernetics and telepsychology | | over the last few years, we are now | | able to completely understand | | everything that the author of an memo | | is trying to say. Thanks to modern | | developments in electrocommunications | | like notes, vnews, and electricity, we | | have an incredible level of | | interunderstanding the likes of which | | civilization has never known. Thus, the | | possibility of your misinterpreting | | someone else's memo is practically nil. | | Knowing this, anyone who accuses you of | | having done so is a liar, and should be | | treated accordingly. If you *do* | | understand the memo in question, but | | have absolutely nothing of substance to | | say, then you have an excellent | | opportunity for a vicious ad hominem | | attack. In fact, the only | | *inappropriate* times for an ad hominem | | attack are as follows: | | | | 1: When you agree completely with the | | author of an memo. | | | | 2: When the author of the original memo | | is much bigger than you are. | | | | 3: When replying to one of your own | \ memos. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;