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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Fortune's Rules for Memo Wars: #2       \
|                                         |
| Given the incredible advances in        |
| sociocybernetics and telepsychology     |
| over the last few years, we are now     |
| able to completely understand           |
| everything that the author of an memo   |
| is trying to say. Thanks to modern      |
| developments in electrocommunications   |
| like notes, vnews, and electricity, we  |
| have an incredible level of             |
| interunderstanding the likes of which   |
| civilization has never known. Thus, the |
| possibility of your misinterpreting     |
| someone else's memo is practically nil. |
| Knowing this, anyone who accuses you of |
| having done so is a liar, and should be |
| treated accordingly. If you *do*        |
| understand the memo in question, but    |
| have absolutely nothing of substance to |
| say, then you have an excellent         |
| opportunity for a vicious ad hominem    |
| attack. In fact, the only               |
| *inappropriate* times for an ad hominem |
| attack are as follows:                  |
|                                         |
| 1: When you agree completely with the   |
| author of an memo.                      |
|                                         |
| 2: When the author of the original memo |
| is much bigger than you are.            |
|                                         |
| 3: When replying to one of your own     |
\ memos.                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;