Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / And they mainly want to teach them not \ | to question, not to imagine, but to be | | obedient and behave well so that they | | can hold them forever as children to | | their bosom as the second millennium | | lurches toward its panicky close. | | | \ -- Jerome Stern / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;