Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Extreme feminine beauty is always \ | disturbing. | | | | -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate | \ 5818.4 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;