Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The number of licorice gumballs you get \ | out of a gumball machine increases in | | direct proportion to how much you hate | \ licorice. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;