Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Its failings notwithstanding, there is \ | much to be said in favor of journalism | | in that by giving us the opinion of the | | uneducated, it keeps us in touch with | | the ignorance of the community." | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;