Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I had no shoes and I pitied myself. \ | Then I met a man who had no feet, so I | | took his shoes. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;