Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Culus: Building a \ | five-meter-high replica of the Empire | | State | | | | Building with paperclips is impressive. | | Doing it blindfolded is | | | \ eleet. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;