Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / "Be *excellent* to each other." \ | | | -- Bill, or Ted, in Bill and Ted's | \ Excellent Adventure / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;