Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. \ | | \ -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;