Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "What a wonder is USENET; such \ | wholesale production of conjecture from | | such a trifling investment in fact." | | | \ -- Carl S. Gutekunst / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;