Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I'm very good at integral and \ | differential calculus, I know the | | scientific names of beings | | animalculous; In short, in matters | | vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am | | the very model of a modern | | Major-General. | | | | -- Gilbert & Sullivan, "Pirates of | \ Penzance" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;