Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / At last I've found the girl of my \ | dreams. Last night she said to me, | | "Once more, Strange, and this time | | *I'll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie. | | | \ -- Strange de Jim / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;