Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I used to think that the brain was the \ | most wonderful organ in my body. Then I | | realized who was telling me this. | | | \ -- Emo Phillips / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;