Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The day-to-day travails of the IBM \ | programmer are so amusing to most of us | | who are fortunate enough never to have | | been one -- like watching Charlie | \ Chaplin trying to cook a shoe. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;