Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I have examined Bogota," he said, \ | "and the case is clearer to me. I think | | very probably he might be cured." | | | | "That is what I have always hoped," | | said old Yacob. | | | | "His brain is affected," said the blind | | doctor. | | | | The elders murmured assent. | | | | "Now, what affects it?" | | | | "Ah!" said old Yacob. | | | | "This," said the doctor, answering his | | own question. "Those queer things that | | are called the eyes, and which exist to | | make an agreeable soft depression in | | the face, are diseased, in the case of | | Bogota, in such a way as to affect his | | brain. They are greatly distended, he | | has eyelashes, and his eyelids move, | | and cosequently his brain is in a state | | of constant irritation and | | distraction." | | | | "Yes?" said old Yacob. "Yes?" | | | | "And I think I may say with reasonable | | certainty that, in order to cure him | | completely, all that we need do is a | | simple and easy surgical operation -- | | namely, to remove those irritant | | bodies." | | | | "And then he will be sane?" | | | | "Then he will be perfectly sane, and a | | quite admirable citizen." | | | | "Thank heaven for science!" said old | | Yacob. | | | | -- H. G. Wells, "The Country of the | \ Blind" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;