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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  "I have examined Bogota," he said,     \
| "and the case is clearer to me. I think |
| very probably he might be cured."       |
|                                         |
| "That is what I have always hoped,"     |
| said old Yacob.                         |
|                                         |
| "His brain is affected," said the blind |
| doctor.                                 |
|                                         |
| The elders murmured assent.             |
|                                         |
| "Now, what affects it?"                 |
|                                         |
| "Ah!" said old Yacob.                   |
|                                         |
| "This," said the doctor, answering his  |
| own question. "Those queer things that  |
| are called the eyes, and which exist to |
| make an agreeable soft depression in    |
| the face, are diseased, in the case of  |
| Bogota, in such a way as to affect his  |
| brain. They are greatly distended, he   |
| has eyelashes, and his eyelids move,    |
| and cosequently his brain is in a state |
| of constant irritation and              |
| distraction."                           |
|                                         |
| "Yes?" said old Yacob. "Yes?"           |
|                                         |
| "And I think I may say with reasonable  |
| certainty that, in order to cure him    |
| completely, all that we need do is a    |
| simple and easy surgical operation --   |
| namely, to remove those irritant        |
| bodies."                                |
|                                         |
| "And then he will be sane?"             |
|                                         |
| "Then he will be perfectly sane, and a  |
| quite admirable citizen."               |
|                                         |
| "Thank heaven for science!" said old    |
| Yacob.                                  |
|                                         |
| -- H. G. Wells, "The Country of the     |
\ Blind"                                  /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;