Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Poorman's Rule: \ | | | When you pull a plastic garbage bag | | from its handy dispenser package, | | | | you always get hold of the closed end | \ and try to pull it open. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;