Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The chains of marriage are so heavy \ | that it takes two to carry them, and | | sometimes three. | | | \ -- Alexandre Dumas / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;