Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Rincewind formed a mental picture of \ | some strange entity living in a castle | | made of teeth. It was the kind of | | mental picture you tried to forget. | | Unsuccessfully. | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;