Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / For knighthood is not in the feats of \ | war, As for to fight in quarrel right | | or wrong, But in a cause which truth | | cannot defer: He ought himself for to | | make sure and strong, Just to keep mixt | | with mercy among: And no quarrel a | | knight ought to take But for a truth, | | or for the common's sake. | | | \ -- Stephen Hawes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;