Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Feb 5 13:27:01 trinity lp0 on fire \ | | | -- the Linux kernel, alerting me that | | there was some unknown | | | | problem with my printer (ie, it was out | \ of ink) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;