Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / They can always run stderr through \ | uniq. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199704012331.PAA16535@wall.org> / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;